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CRAZINESS :- Is when you buy BLACKBERRY PORSCHE of N350,000 and landlord dey pursue your mama cos of N12k HOUSE RENT for village. FAITH :- Is using the last money on you to buy wallet. STUPIDITY :- Is having SIX BIG CARS while living in a rented apartment (Eko for SHOW,Lagos mumu). WEALTH :- Is when you buy a first class return ticket to UK just to pick up a forgotten wrist watch (Money speaking). WASTAGE :- Is buying a big MANSION at Asokoro in Abuja and only your Mai-guard and House Maid dey live there (Political armed robber). TROUBLE :- Is slapping a soldier in front of a quater guard in a barracks (You may not live well enough to tell the story). IRONY :- Is having the Chairman of an Okada Association driving a Range Rover Sport (He cannot come and die na). FOOLISHNESS :- Is taking a N5,000 cab to watch a film of N1,000 at Eko Hotel... (Abegiii! Why you no fit wait for the pirated copy now). LOVE :- Is buying suya for your girlfriend while you eat only the onions with tears rushing from your eye (You love her abi??? Hunger never dealwith you). MADNESS :- Is when a lady flirts with a Rich HIV/ AIDS victim so as to get money tobuy BRAZILLIAN HAIR (Hmmm....Life don tire you abi???). DIRTINESS : Is when Cockroach, Rat, Ant, Spider becomes your Roommates and you say ' God created them for a purpose ' (Na lie! Na money wey you go use buy trap, insecticide no dey)

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