CRAZINESS- is when you buy Blackberry Porsche of 350,000 and landlord dey pursue your mama because of 12k for House rent for village. FAITH- is when you use the last money on you to buy wallet. STUPIDITY- is having six big cars while living in a rented apartment (Eko for show, Lagos mumu). WEALTH- is when you buy a first class reyurn ticket to UK just to pick up forgotten wrist wacth (money speaking). WASTAGE- is buying a big mansiom at Asokoro in Abuja and only your mai-guard and house maid dey live there (polical armed robber). TROUBLE- is slapping a soldier in front of quarter guard in a barracks (you my not live well to tell the story). IRONY- is having the chairman of an okada association driving a range rover sport (he cannot come and die nau). FOOLiSHNESS: is taking a #5, 000 cab to watch a film of #1,000 at Eko HOtel (abeg!!! Why you not fit wait for d film to get 2 market). LOVE: is buying suya for girlfriend while you eat only the onions with tears rushing from your eye (you love her abi??? Hunger never deal with you). MADNESS- is when a lady flirt with z rich HIV/ AIDS victim so as to get money to buy Brazillian hair (hmm...life don tire you abi???). DIRTNESS- is when cockroach, rat, ant, spider becomes your room mates and you say God created them for a purpose (ma lie na money wey you go use buy trap, insecticide no dey). STINGINESS: is when you finish reading this without comment. Laugh too...........d ont syop the fun.:D;):)
Posted on: Sun, 10 Nov 2013 11:16:26 +0000
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