*CRAZY QUESTIONS & FUNNY ANSWERS* •QUESTION: (A wife living at Iju Ishaga Lagos sees Dana Air Crash in flames and still ask her husband) Honey, Dont tell me that plane really crashed. ANSWER: No Sweety, The aircraft just landed on the building to buy recharge card and Gala... •QUESTION: (A guy living opposite ECWA church in Zaria heard a sound of Bomb blast and still askED Neighbour!, Are these Boko Haram Killing people again... ANSWER: No my brother, they are not killing them, they are just rehearsing how to bomb other places... •QUESTION: (You are on a date with a gurl and she start asking you:) Are u a player?? ANSWER:... yup, sure! Even manchester united wants to sign me next season... •QUESTION- Someone you dont know too well sees you smoking and asks, oh bros, so you smoke? ANSWER: No o0o, ah, i am just holding the cigarette for my friend... •QUESTION: A gurl posts her BB pin on facebook and you send a request.... She asked you, why do you want my pin? ANSWER: I want to use it to burst balloons... •QUESTION: (Some long lost family member hasnt seen you since you were a kid and asks rhetohically) Wow, na u grow big like dis? ANSWER: Nooo, na my elder brother... QUESTION- You havnt eaten since morning cos of low POCKET RATE and your gurlfwend appears. She asks, honey, am confused. My BIS will soon expire, what am I going to do?....... ANSWER: Return the BB to the seller and get a nokia torch.... •QUESTION: At a funeral, people are crying and asking, why him, why him of all people? ANSWER: Well, would it make you feel better if it were YOU?? •QUESTION: You were about to move your babe to the permanent site(marriage) and she pops up a question can u die 4 me?.... ANSWER: i thought Jesus already did, abi na so your sins plenty ? •QUESTION: Some one enters your house and sees u coming out of the bathroom all wet, with towel around your waist and ask were u bathing? ANSWER: Noo.. its actually raining heavily in my bathroom.
Posted on: Thu, 13 Mar 2014 04:29:51 +0000
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