Cambridge, MA - Today, researchers at the Harvard School of Public Health have officially confirmed that time does in fact move slower the week leading up to The Rock Boat. Your average eight hour day typically gains two, to two and a half hours, depending on the temperature and whether you can listen to Spotify at work said Marcy Roberston, lead researcher on the project. Having a drink or two once you leave the office has been known to help aid recovery, but one too many and the following day can become even longer. Studies showed that a healthy balance of Rock Boat artists music, Fireball whiskey, and eight hours of sleep a night can improve your chances of your day feeling more normal, and avoiding the clinical condition they call the longest f**king day ever syndrome. The good news is, once you get in that plane headed towards south Florida, the space time continuum usually speeds back up. Sometimes, its even been known to exceed your expectations. When reached for comment at the end of last years cruise, veteran Rock Boater James Riley said Wait, its already over?!? I swear we just got on!
Posted on: Tue, 20 Jan 2015 19:38:40 +0000
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