Chalk it up to inexperience and youthful exuberance? Its always wise to plan an escape route. I mean, if youre going to enter a giant vagina, you should have a plan for exiting a giant vagina, ..... one that doesnt involve a rescue team! Just sayin. This advice from a guy who once kick started a motorcycle he was straddling in the back of a red Ford Econoline van that was traveling down a dirt road in Vermont. There had been some previous difficulty getting this motorcycle to run and when it did run, after towing it for 1/2 mile down the spring thaw, mud laden Vermont dirt road, the throttle had stuck wide open. So, why wouldnt a young man wonder if it would start again, ...... while he was straddling it in the back of the van (so they wouldnt have to take the time to strap it down because it was only a short trip)? And when the two cycle engine did start in the back of the van, with the throttle wide open, why wouldnt a young man who was straddling that motorcycle, kick it into gear to stall the engine because he knew the kill switch wasnt working? And why wouldnt the back wheel of that motorcycle burn rubber like crazy on the metal floor of the van, with the front wheel pushed up against the back of the drivers seat and the back end of the motorcycle fishtailing madly? And why wouldnt the driver of that red Ford Econoline van that was quickly filling up with the smoke of burning rubber and the oil smoke of a two cycle motorcycle engine with the throttle stuck wide open, immediately pull over to the side of that Vermont dirt road about the same time as the motorcycle finally stalled, so that both human occupants of the van could catapult themselves into the roadside ditch, laughing uncontrollably? Inexperience and youthful exuberance? Just sayin.
Posted on: Tue, 24 Jun 2014 02:01:04 +0000
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