Cheating Cleansing They cant just cheat and say they are sorry and lwena you forgive just like that...in this university it goes like this. For The cleansing ceremony the following must be provided: •5 pages essay explaining why they cheated on you...stating facts and reasons. Strictly typed, no handwriting. •3hr voice note recording convincing you that they will never ever hurt you again. Strictly English language. •Print your name on each and every T-shirt they wear with a short paragraph, declaring their love for you. •BIS/2-GIG Data Bundles - To chat with the ancestors and let them know, your partner cheated on you and they must also know about it and forgive em. •R1 000.00 cash - To spent it and blow it with friends to relief your stress and depression while you get cheered up,phela you are still in pains and hurt. •Puts your profile pic and sweet statuses on all of their social networks for a month- Twitter, WhatsApp, BBM...FB etc. Now we dont joke, we mean business. •Sign an oath at a local Police station - Swear not to cheat again. Should the oath be broken, that jakalas must be slaughtered alive...Last level of discipline. yafa imbuzi. •24/7 CCTV cameras on guard - For the next 6 months after cheating, that jakalas must report their every move every 5hrs via phone call,sms or whatsapp/bbm text. The report must include the following: -venue of wherever they are -reason for being there -who are they with -when are they gonna be back. If they fail to do this, puff and pass. :v :v
Posted on: Thu, 04 Dec 2014 05:02:07 +0000
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