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Church Announcements: We want to thank you for making it out to our Easter program but a few of the members couldnt make it....The mother of the church is under house arrest for pistol whipping three Jehovah witnesses for knocking on her doors and windows at five in the morning...Deacon Jones is in the hospital after a young girl rode his surf board and his fake hip came off in the bed ...Sis. Walker is in jail after the police caught her in the park with three 25yr old men when caught she told the police Mimi aint got shit on her shes the queen of shower rods IPods and park cars. Deacon Wright is in the hospital after catching a nut while getting it doggie style his heart went out as he cum out she told the paramedics he took three steps backwards after busting and grabbed his chest...Peaches and antwan is at a he she convention where they are trying to win a spot on the bad girls clubs...this has been your church announcements for this Easter Sunday be blessed
Posted on: Sun, 20 Apr 2014 19:58:08 +0000

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