Coffee Ice Cream... I bought you for those special evenings when I feel the need to celebrate a victory. These victories include getting a 90 on both midterms last month, helping Tank the dog battle cancer and surviving every challenge to resist the urge to reach out and touch someone... Tonight I almost failed when I went to your secret hiding place in the freezer... But first I took a selfie... Then I was preparing to make a Sundae. I set the bowl out, I set the organic chocolate coconut macaroon granola out, I set the organic almonds out, I set out the conventional unsalted peanuts and lastly I went into the fridge for the whipped cream... The time came to open the freezer to exploit for my very own personal use of hidden stashed away coffee ice cream... Ive been robbed!!! Somebody who isnt me ate but left behind only 2 tablespoons of my coffee ice cream... Everyone who knows me, knows that Im a fun guy, I like to laugh, and I get angry when I dont eat and I go crazy when people mess with my food. Brace yourselves... I have officially had it...
Posted on: Wed, 13 Aug 2014 05:04:02 +0000
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