Competition Entry - No. 2824: seeing double - Double Clerihew 1. Scarlet Alex Ferguson’s Temper ever verging on Rage. Found his hairdryer treatment Too hot and too frequent For a player like Beckham Alex’s aiming to wreck him With an aerial boot wasnt nice So he married Posh Spice 2. Ooh ah Cantona Can now be found in a lady’s bra But you mustnt be cruel or exacting His new career is in acting Eric said seagulls round trawlers’ Deeds would appal us When they fought for fish mess Were like chaps from the Press 3. Rebecca Adlington Found her photo featured on TV. Frankie Boyle was cruel On her win in the pool Now she’s in the ‘Celebrity jungle’ I do hope Rebecca won’t bungle A chance to get Frankie back With a verbal attack 4. Andy Murray’s not bitter To his Mums Trolls on Twitter He won Wimbledon In spite of these simpletons His girl Kim Sears Has secret fears ‘If he had to choose between us He’d rather play tennis with Venus!’
Posted on: Thu, 21 Nov 2013 08:24:28 +0000
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