Cont: #6. Pay Jim Cramer or Dennis Gartman (or a foxy looking chick like Maria Bartiromo) on CNBC ($200 per appearance) to help you promote your monetary insanity on TV so that the public thinks this is normal. #7. Blame the weather If everyone starts to catch on to your money printing scam. #8. Wash. Rinse. Repeat. #9. Pay Cramer ($200/appearance again) to announce No one saw this coming when things get really bad and you can no longer blame the weather.
Posted on: Wed, 16 Apr 2014 08:19:19 +0000
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