#Copied# I Am Tired Of All This Nonsense So because I gave Obama my phone number, I can no longer rest again! He has been disturbing me calling me on phone, sending me text messages and just recently he added me on Whatsapp. Just imagine, any small problem he encounters he will just rush, pick his phone and call me for advice. Just last week Obama woke me up from my dear sleep with a phone call just to tell me that his daughter is getting married! So if your daughter is getting married I should leave Ogun State abi? And 2 weeks ago Jay-Z called me on phone apparently Obama gave him my number, Imagine small Jay-Z called me to tell me that his wife Beyonce is pleading for my autograph for their child, Blue Ivy. What sort of problem is this na? And because I gave Bill Gate money, I can no longer rest in my house again, Dangote is now always coming to my house asking me to give him money too which I have given him enough but he just wont stop coming. Nigeria is greedy, now that 2015 is around the corner our President, Goodluck Ebele Jonathan, is now all over me telling me to help him win the election. Damn! Whats all these na? Let me go and piss first, I must finish this dream this night. Please, nobody should wake me up o! Eheen
Posted on: Sun, 11 Jan 2015 22:05:25 +0000
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