Copied:: Jeff Gordon announced today that he was firing his entire pit crew. This announcement followed Gordon s decision to take advantage of President Obamas stimulus scheme for employing Black Harlem teenagers. The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how welfare drawing black street gangs from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon s existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with thousands of dollars worth of high tech equipment. It was thought to be politically correct and a bold move by Gordon s management team, as most races are won or lost in the pits. UPDATE: However, Gordon got more than he bargained for. At the crews first practice session, not only was the inexperienced black crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 9 seconds they had repainted it, altered the VIN number, and sold the car to Dale Earnhardt, Jr., for 10 cases of Budweiser, a bag of weed and some photos of Jeff Gordon s wife in the shower
Posted on: Tue, 06 Jan 2015 04:29:56 +0000
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