Corporate Fact-: When Human Body was first made, All Parts Wanted to be the Boss, Brain said- Im Boss, coz I decide, Feet said yes and So did the Heart, Lungs, Hands, & Eyes Finally Asshole said I should be the Boss. All parts started laughing. So Asshole went on Strike, Blocked itself and refused to open. In a short time, Hands Cranked, Eyes Blurred, Ears Emitted Hot Air, Brain Got Heavy, Heart and Lungs Panicked So they all agreed that Asshole should be the BOSS!!! Moral: It doesnt matter how talented you are Any Asshole can be your Boss!!! . *********** Maths irrationality: Thousands of yrs passed, Millions of theorems derived, Crores of formulae made, But stil.. x is unknown &... xxx is well known ! _______________________________ Ek 16 Saal ki ladki ne bhabhi Se puchha…. Ye pyar, ishq, mohabbat, deewangi kya Hota hai…. Bhabhi ne gehri saans li, Aur kaha . . . . . . . . Kuch nai re ….. Sab Thokne ke bahane hain……
Posted on: Thu, 06 Nov 2014 13:49:03 +0000
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