Courtesy: @Sonal Patel Hilarious Student- Bloopers Climate is caused by the emotion of the earth around the sun. The chief animals of Australia are the kangaroo, larkspur, boomerang, and peccadillo. The inhabitants of ancient Egypt were called Mummies. Germany is an industrial country because the poor have nothing else to do, so they make lots and lots of factories. In Pittsburgh they manufacture iron and steal. In Athens there is a temple called the Pancreas. The Alimentary Canal is located in the northern part of Indiana. Georgia was founded by people who had been executed. The writing of ancient Egypt was called hydraulics. Rome had a fine defensive position, being seven miles from the mouth of the Tiger. The Greeks wore scandals on their feet. The State of Virginia was named for the Virgin Mary, who afterward married Captain John Smith. Floods from the Mississippi may be prevented by putting big dames in the river. The benefit of latitude and longitude is that when a man is drowning he can call out what latitude and longitude he is and we can find him. Virginia is the mother of President Wilson and is also noted for her hysterical sights. The original tribes of Central America were the Axtecs, the Celts, and the Morons. New Zealand is a democratic country. they passed a law there preventing women from sweating in the factories. Malays are brown generally and inhabit Malaria. The climate is hottest next to the Creator. The Kaffirs of Africa are a very savage race. In times of war they beat their tum-tums and can be heard for miles around. The soil of Prussia was so poor that the people had to work hard just to stay on top. In the west, farming is done mostly by irritating the land. Climate lasts all the time, but weather lasts only a few days. The climate of Bombay is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere. The sun never sets on the British Empire because the British Empire is in the east and the sun sets in the west. The Eskimos are Gods frozen people. The sun sets in the west and hurries around to the east to be in time to rise the next morning. The Equator is a menagerie lion running around the earth and through Africa. The inhabitants of Moscow are Mosquitoes. An Indian Reservation consists of a mile of land for every five square Indians. The only signs of life in the Tundra are a few stunned corpses. Among the islands of the West Indies are the Pyjamas, noted for their toilet sponges. Persian cats is the chief industry of Persia, hence the word purr. The Mediterranean and the Red Seas are connected by the Sewage Canal. New York is behind Greenwich time because America was not discovered until very much later. Henry VIII had an abyss on his knee which made walking difficult. Zanzibar is noted for its monkeys. The British Governor lives there.
Posted on: Wed, 30 Oct 2013 02:17:19 +0000
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