Cripple Sam and Joo McGoo Will meet you at the subway. Take a trip downtown to the 42nd Street Ballet. At the sidwalk supermart The customers assemble. Looka round and see what the meat department has today. And watch the queens do their thing, Hum-boy, listen to the rhythm; Yes, they do know how to sing And you can take on home for money Who will not think you are funny When you explain the delicate attentions you require. And a dollar nintey-five Takes you to the movies With the secret sins of nymphomaniacs unveiled, Late on a indiscreet Encounter in the mens room While you tell yourself that a natural urge prevailed. And evry night you can find (Sittin and a-sippin on a Burgie,) Men whove found piece of mind For a minimum of payment There is topless entertainment That men above the age of thirty-five can understand.
Posted on: Mon, 03 Feb 2014 16:30:10 +0000
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