:D :D How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? A Brazilian. Whatd the Buffalo Say to His Son When He Left for College? Bison. What time does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon? Tennish. Went to an Empty Zoo the Other Day..Had Just a Single Dog. Yep..It was a Shih Tzu. What kind of bagel can fly? A Plain Bagel. How is imitation like a plateau? Theyre Both the Highest Form of Flattery. Where do animals go when their tails fall off? The Retail Store. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the P is Silent. Guess how the Math Teacher Fixed His Constipation. He Worked the Problem Out w/ a No.2 Pencil. Whats Batman Put in His Drinks? Just Ice. Whats a Nosey Pepper do? Gets Jalapeño Business. Whats Forrest Gumps Password? 1Forrest1. :D :D
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