DAVID LETTERMANS TOP 10 REASONS TO VOTE DEMOCRATIC #10. I vote Democrat because I love fact I can now marry whatever I want. Ive decided to marry my German Shepherd. #9. I vote Democrat because I believe oil companies profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but government taxing same gallon at 15% isnt. #8. I vote Democrat because I believe government will do a better job of spending money I earn than I would. #7. I vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it. #6. I vote Democrat because Im way too irresponsible to own a gun, and know my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves. I am also thankful we have 911 service that gets police to your home in order to identify your body after home invasion. #5. I vote Democrat because Im not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and comfy. #4. I vote Democrat because I think illegal aliens have right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we should take away Social Security from those who paid into it. #3. I vote Democrat because I believe businesses should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give rest away to government for redistribution as Democrat Party sees fit. #2. I vote Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite Constitution every few days to suit fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past voters. And, #1 reason I vote Democrat is because I think its better to pay $billions$ for oil to people who hate us, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher, or fish here in America. We dont care about beetles, gophers, or fish in those other countries. Wake Up America!
Posted on: Sat, 01 Nov 2014 15:25:54 +0000
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