DELUSIVE So I smile a lot. Thats no reason to hate me, I dont know the bible so dont try to debate me; Im dressed to the T - with wind-tunnel swept hair, And Ive got 31 promises for you to Declare; If your lifes in a rut - I can help you break out, My 5 keys will fix that so you wont have to pout; And if 5 keys arent enough - look I added on two! That will show you how you can become a better you; Full - Thats how Id describe both my pockets, As I talk in a house that was built for the Rockets; And dont miss my message as my jaws get all flappy, My number one thing is to make sure youre HAPPY! And how can I do that? Is that what you say? I do that by declaring every day is Friday! Wait - youre hungry? Youre broken? Well geesh - silly man! Thats just because youre not praying as hard as you can! Come on, believe more, and Hell show you the way, You can have your best life - right now, here today! Wait... huh? Who? Jesus? Look dont try to trap me, Well get to that guy - but first make sure youre HAPPY! See if God sees youre happy - Hell be happy too! Then Hell bless you and give all these neat things to you; Hell give cars, Hell give jobs, Hell give health and good looks, Hell give food for your belly - heck Hell give you a cook! And if none of that stuff shows up in your life, Then it must be your fault - or maybe that of your wife? You guys must not be praying or you must not believe, And watch out - cuz theres some out there trying to deceive; They will tell you that God has big plans for your future, Plans to guide you and love you and even to sooth ya; And that happiness is not where His priorities lie, But rather eternity spent with Him after all of us die; Yeah sure - I guess maybe - but that sounds kinda sappy, And if your ears are all itchy - come here - lets get HAPPY! So when truth gets you down - and you feel like youre full, Head to Houston and hunt down your happy friend Joel!
Posted on: Fri, 05 Sep 2014 22:06:17 +0000
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