DID YOU KNOW THAT CHEESE IS EVIL? Thousands of years ago, the Bible predicted that man shall one day become inventors of evil things (Romans 1:30). NEWSFLASH: Cheese is an evil invention! Cheese is evil because it clogs up your digestive system in the same way eating Elmers glue would. In case you didnt get the memo, God created your digestive system. And He would never endorse you ingesting anything that would do damage to your digestive system, for your physical body has been fearfully and wonderfully made (Psalm 139:14). And in case your doctor didnt tell you, once your digestive system becomes clogged, disease and death are not too far away. Have the presence of mind, then, to take good care of yourself by refusing to eat things that are harmful to your body simply because some opportunist made those poisons taste good. The cyanide given by Jim Jones to his mindless followers, no doubt, tasted good seeing that it was mixed with Kool-Aid. But it still killed them! Likewise, no matter how good the Swiss, American, Cheddar, Provolone, Pepper Jack, Drunken Goat and other cheeses taste, nevertheless they will eventually clog up your digestive system--and kill you. Wherefore, discreet men and women, the kind of men and women who live their lives on purpose, never ever surrender their wisdom in order to enjoy the flavor of good-tasting poisons!
Posted on: Wed, 02 Apr 2014 13:43:43 +0000
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