DUMB QUESTION AND GOOD ANSWER. 1.Someone cal u around 2 am in d midnite nd ask u if u re sleepin. Answer:no,im pickin beans to cook. 2.It is rainin nd some1 sees u going out nd d person ask u re u going on dis rain. Answer: no,in d next rain...nonsense. 3.U re making out wit a gurl nd then she pulls her pant nd she ask u wat re u trying to do. Answer: i am tryin to wash them for u...haha!! Can u imagine 4.They see u comin out of d bathroom wet nd they ask u did u just take ur bath. Answer: no,i fell into d toilet bow.rubbish 5.Ur boifrnds comes home wit a bunch of flower nd u stil ask him re those flower... Answer: no baby,they re carrot. 6.U re in d toilet nd u locked d door nd some1 comes there nd says who is there... Answer: sow,if is d poo that close d door. 7.U re in a queue at d cinema to buy ticket nd some1 asks uwat re u doin here Answer: i come here to pay my school fees. 8.You re lyin down wit ur 2 eyes close nd some1 asks u re u sleeping Answer: no, i am practicing hw to die..hiss 9.U re cleanin ur room wit a brush nd some1 asks ure u sweeping ur room. Answer: no, i am teaching d floor hw to dance...Add urx 10.U jus slap ur teacher nd some1 ask u did u just slap ur teacher Answer: no, i play wit him. Dont spoil d fun add urz...
Posted on: Fri, 10 Oct 2014 07:10:04 +0000
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