Dad: *sleeps* Junior: oh its totally big enough to stick your head in johnson. Johnson: ok! *sticks head thru the handles of a paper gift bag* Junior: see! I told you it would fit. Johnson: ha. Ha. Ha. So how do i get it off? Junior: um... im not sure, have you tried going berzerk? Johnson: HALP! I GOT A PAPER BAG STUCK ON ME AND ITS GOING TO GET ME! *panics* Dad: *grumbles, gets up to investigate* johnson! For reals? Johnson: *hisses, spits, leaves bits of shredded bag behind* Dad: lets see... i can bravely corner you and get shredded while tearing a bit of paper off you. Or i can let you tear it off on your own. And not bleed. Johnson: [heavily super extremely censored] Junior: i didnt do it dad. Dad: *makes coffee, sighs*
Posted on: Sat, 27 Dec 2014 13:01:05 +0000
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