Daily I speak and people hear but dont listen. So tired of others actin like they are smarter than I. Please understand that I tolerate most of those people. I do have an extremely high IQ, I just tend to dumb myself down to be normal. Yes, I am actually sayin this. Dont tell me about split ends in your hair, then go out and get a foot of hair cut, only to come back complainin that its too short. I tried to tell ya not to. Coulda saved ya a trip to Grapevine by using my pocketknife. I almost have ESP, but its just that I know people so well, I can predict their behavior. I watched someone walk out the door this mornin and I slid on my shoes(no socks,no jacket), I hurried out to the garage. Not because I like gettin cold, I just knew heaters were being plugged up and breakers were going to be kickin. Of course I was right, and I just made the comment that I dont have luck with heaters on 20 amp breakers. So I walk back in the house and after about 2 minutes...everything goes dark. Im just waistin my time it seems. Ive got 2 words. Unga and Bunga(Captain Caveman). In the future, please do not be offended if the first 2 words in my sentence I speak toward you are Unga bunga...(blah,blah)...but thats just my opinion. That will be my way of sayin Trust me, Im waaay smarter than you, and you may want to pay close attention to the sounds emitted from the front of my head. Understand? If not I will put it on a rock slab with a chisel so you can study, then ya might just get it. Got It?
Posted on: Sun, 03 Nov 2013 17:23:19 +0000
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