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Daily shower routine: step one- contemplate my lifes deepest tragedies, and figure out possible solutions step two- realize there are no feasible solutions and wallow in self pity. step three- try to think of things I am looking forward to in the near future. step four- pretend I am trying out for American Idol. step five- try to pronounce all the ingredients on my conditioner bottle. step six- turn up my hot water, cause I got use to the heat, and my skin is no longer burning step seven- look for pictures in the texture of the drywall step eight- debate with myself if shaving my legs is necessary for my outfit the next day. step nine- let the water run down my arm through my finger and pretend I am a water bender step ten- win fake arguments
Posted on: Fri, 23 May 2014 04:42:45 +0000

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