Date Horror So I decided one day to stop smoking, what I didnt realise was that when you stop smoking it can make you really constipated! So I spent 3 weeks chugging down laxatives to try and get things moving. I met this bloke and went on a first date, he was really lovely and I had a few glasses of wine, unfortunately I hadnt eaten so I got drunk pretty quick. He walked me home and I invited him in for a coffee, I then got that unmistakable feeling that I was going to be sick! Dashed to the bathroom and made it to the toilet just in time. I was heaving down the loo when 3 weeks worth of laxatives decided to work at that very moment!! Unfortunately I live in a bungalow, so my date had no choice but to listen to all sorts of suspicious noises. The worst thing was he still tried to come on to me even after listening to me shit myself in the bathroom...
Posted on: Mon, 21 Oct 2013 12:00:00 +0000
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