Date night using Yelp reviews- the best... 8/23/2013 1 check-in here I prayed all night to Jesus H. Christ for a heavenly movie theater. In the morning I looked toward the west and a double, no wait, triple rainbow shone down upon ye Sundance Cinemas Sunset 5. And it was good. This miraculous theater has been bequeathed to us by Gawd himself as a divine proclamation to Moses Redford. He decreed these things to Redford as lightning struck 10 frames of 35mm film. They are ten theater commandments: 1. Thou shalt not permit teens, as they worship false illuminated idols they refuse to turn off. 2. Thou shalt serve fermented libations full of hops and tannin. 3. Thou shalt not steal monies from thy movie-goers. Honor thy beer and wine with reasonable prices. 4. Thou shalt enjoy big, comfy, oversized seats with beverage holders and trays for foodstuffs. 5. Thou shalt enjoy beverages and nourishment whilst enjoying cinema. The two shalt never be separate. 6. Thou shalt have a choice in entertainments besides crap-ass blockbuster Hollywood bullshit, though I quite enjoyed The Avengers. 7. Thou shalt have a Starbucks downstairs for a quick jolt before going in to read two hours of foreign film subtitles. 8. Thou shalt appreciate high visual and audio standards. 9. Thou shalt be treated with respect and kindness by all under the employ of the theater. 10. Thou shalt not kill. This one is still super duper important you guys.
Posted on: Sat, 09 Nov 2013 01:05:02 +0000
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