Day at the park with the whole family, awesome day. Today I learned: 1. Taking a wild fruits and melon flavored drink off a two year old has a devastating effect on their life, the world will crash down around them and life just isnt worth living anymore. 2. An iced coffee bottle makes a fantastic soccer ball, a 2 year old, 3 year old and 5 year old are terrible opponents but are great at making you look like Maradona. When you score a goal and rip your shirt off and twirl it and your sister tells you to get a tan and put your shirt back on, remind her she is a ranga. 3. Little 2 year old half-ranga half-Puerto Rican boys will not respond to kick the ball, however tell them haiyaaa! and they will kick that shit to China. 4. Most golden retrievers belong to old people. 5. It is standard practice to have delightful discussions with all passing dog owners about each of your respective dogs, their breed, temperament, crazy quirks and then final judgment on their personality via blatant anthropomorphic clichés. Ending the conversation with jovial threats to steal each others significant canine. Vashti Colón Echevarria, Mandy Mandy, Miiss Alexx Baybeh
Posted on: Sun, 23 Nov 2014 07:35:06 +0000
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