Day four and Im taking a break from clogging up your newsfeed with nationalist mince. Instead I thought Id share a script Im working on for the A-Team Scene 1 Hannibal, Face, B.A and Howling Mad Murdoch are sitting in a cell, waiting on Colonel Decker to take them back to prison. Hannibal: Heres the plan. Face, youre going to chat up the female guard distracting her, while BA nips round to the garage to build a hover tank made from 2 brass trumpets and a Dyson. Once thats done, Murdoch is going to drug his burger, then well all fly off back to the farm, just in time to save the farmer from the bad guys. Ill spark up a cigar, have a chuckle, then creepily try and fire into his daughter. Any questions? Face: Whats your plan B? Hannibal: ???? Murdoch: It wouldnt be prudent to attempt it without having a plan B in place. Id rather just sit here and see what happens Hannibal: sound. Scene 2 Set 20 years later in prison, B.A is applying lipstick to Face, whose tradesmans entrance resembles the black hole of Calcutta. Murdoch sits quietly, smoking tea bags. Hannibal: Hows plan A looking now ****s? Roll credits. Doubt anyone would watch it :(
Posted on: Thu, 04 Sep 2014 06:53:50 +0000
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