Dear Bacon, Id like to start off by saying thank you. Thank you for bringing us salty joy. Thank you for singing your sizzly songs when my WiFi is down and I cant YouTube anything. Thank you for filling the house with your sweet sweet aroma. Weve known each other for over 20 years now, my longest friendship I do believe. Please dont leave my side. Youve always been there when I needed you, and you selflessly sacrifice yourself for my benefit. Ill appreciate you always. Until next time, ta ta for now. Your friend, your pal, your fan, -Joshua
Posted on: Mon, 15 Dec 2014 05:31:55 +0000