Dear CM Punk, I messaged you but you still aint respondin I put my gmail, tumblr, and blogspot at the bottom I tweeted you at the Rumble, you must notve got it There probably was a problem with your internet or something. I know I write you a lot, I just hope you havent blocked em Anyways, f*** it, hows your life? Not too stressful? I know itd be for me if I ever tried to wrestle. If I was a wrestler, know how Id dress up? Id be the Straight Edge Stalker I know about your walkout too, I think its awesome. I had to quit my job too when my bosses got all bossy. You probably hear this all the time, but Im pretty smart I love seeing your in-ring nods to SAVAGE and HART My notebooks filled with fantasy booking and fan art And I loved your feud with Samoa Joe, that guy is phat. Anyways, I hope you see this, Punk. Message me back. Just to shoot, me and you, your favorite smark. # This is Mark. Dear Punk, 4 weeks and no word, I hope you get the chance. Im not mad, I just think its **FAHKIN BOOSHIT** how you treat fans. You didnt have to talk to me after your match if you werent willing, but you coulda signed something for little Jimmy. Thats my little brother man, to him its still real We waited all day and skipped a meal for you For hours and you walked on and acted like a heel Thats pretty shitty man, youre like his favorite jerk. He wants to be just like you and have AJ has a perk I aint that mad though, I just dont like being worked Remember when we met in Cleveland, you said if I tweet you, you would retweet, See Im just like you in a way, Mizs dad thinks Im crud too He follows me on Twitter and tells me his sons cool Anyways, I can relate to what you say in your promos, And When I have a shitty day, I press play and watch you talk in slow-mo I aint got much else, so that stuff helps cause Im obsessed I even have a Pepsi logo tattooed across my chest Sometimes, I even shave my forehead to see if I can get color Im starting to look like Dusty, I should probably use something duller But people miss you Punk, things have sucked since you been gone So next week, me and my friends have a plan for Monday Night RAW Were gonna # Hijack the place and chant for you, on or off the air In your hometown of Chicago, Meltzer says youll be there I hope hes right, and that you return in your hometown. Sincerely yours Mark, # P .S. I made a bet, please dont let me down. Dear Mr. Im-Too-Good-to-Reply-To-My-Fans Thisll be the last time I ever rage about your skinny fat ass We Hijacked Raw and you werent there, We dont deserve it? I know they showed our chants and signs, we wrote the messages on them perfect So this is my post for you, a video without edit Im on my PC right now, No longer apologetic Hey PHIL, I drank 3 redbulls, you dare me to Reddit? You know the song by Eminem, I think its called Stan About the fan who loved Eminem so much, he was obsessed And when he didnt hear back from him, he got really depressed Thats kind of how this is, and now I look like a fool Its too late, I lost my bet, now I gotta follow through And all I needed was to see you back on RAW Now I have suck it up and cover my face in coleslaw Then post this video of it for my internet friends and Karma All because you took your ball home and caused all this stupid drama I hope you dream about how you caused me all this trauma I hope it eats at you so bad, you have to call your mama See Phil- *****HOOOOOO!***** -whoops, lemme turn that down Sorry Im watching WrestleMania 3, Ive got it on right now.. But Im not watching it on the network, thatd be supporting you Cause I know youre still getting paid until your contract expires too Well gotta go, I gotta post this to the internet # Oh shit, the coleslaw is spilling, getting my keyboard wet! Dear Mark, I meant to get back at you before, but Ive been busy Plus Im bad with computers and my connection is iffy Look, Im pretty weirded out that youd be a wrestling stalker But I signed some Merch for Jimmy, heres a pair of straight edge Boxers Im sorry I missed you at the show, I didnt mean to put heat on But Id really rather not talk when Ive got my custom Beats^TM on But whats this about Hijaking Raw, with your chants and booing Batista? I say thats just silly dude, stay home and dont pay for your seat man You got some Issues Mark, I really think you should SIT DOWN. To help your ass from bouncing off the wall when Wrestlemania comes around And whats this I hear about you watching me in slow motion? That type of shitll make me think this is more than fan devotion I really think you and your computer need a little time apart Or maybe you just need to stop spending time with smarks I hope you get this message, I just hope it reaches you in time Before the storyline gets worse, I think that youll be doing just fine If you relax a little, Im glad I inspire you but Mark, Why are you so dark Try to understand, I do want you as a fan. I Just dont want you to start some crazy thinking I saw this one thing on the web that made me want to start drinking Some dude lost a bet and had to cover his face in coleslaw And had to film it and post the vid to reddit before the next Raw And he was angry and fuming about me not being there too Come to think about it, his username was, it was you.. Jeezus.. - Yudi
Posted on: Sat, 13 Dec 2014 07:44:15 +0000
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