Dear Ceramic Cat Thief, We thought gluing the cats to the shelf & screwing the art to the walls was sufficient security. Lesson learned, my dear Unnamed Sticky Fingers, thank you. We just want our stuff back, no questions asked. We know you got drunk and didnt mean any harm, and we also know it was you that took them. Return the art and cats, we can pretend it never happened, start fresh. It can be our secret, we can laugh about it later. Well put the cats back on the shelf and use stronger glue this time, you can always come back and see them here anytime! No one will ever know this happened. PS---pro tip: next time you steal a bunch of beloved, sentimental tchotchkes from a neighborhood bar, dont pay your bar tab with your credit card...unless you want to be identified???
Posted on: Tue, 01 Apr 2014 04:24:59 +0000
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