Dear Cory and Kenny of J&K I would like to thank you very much - TopicsExpress



          

Dear Cory and Kenny of J&K I would like to thank you very much for the Limited Edition Toro Super Sport I picked up today from you guys. I do not believe I have seen a lawn mower with such high performance options as this machine. 200hp, Posi Trac, Stall Convertor and although Im scared to death at this moment to touch the green button on the left I can only believe it is for the nitrous oxide system. As I fired up this lean mean mowing machine and felt the rumble on my bum I should of known right then and there, that I should have fully read the caution and warning labels instead of letting my male genes take over and throw caution to the wind. As I pushed the the double throttles to full capacity thinking this was your average mower, little did I know it was a mini dragster with three triple blades of steel. Which reminds me I need to stop by the local green house and pick up some new plants and flowers for Brendas flower garden that mysteriously started shooting out from under the 54 titanium deck. I also have to thank you for talking me into the factory installed wheelie bar. I know I was mocking it in your showroom but I now know the high importance of this feature. Although Im not quite sure why there would be a need to be able to mow in a vertical position And maybe it is for the hedge trimming feature you were bragging about. Either way it sure seemed to of impressed my dear Bride cause she has not stopped going on and on and on about It all night, how she seen me two blocks away popping wheelies and shooting kiddies, and if I ever pull a stunt like that again, something, something something, Im not sure what she said last, possible cause of the ringing in my ears from the roar of the open header engine or cause I have an undiagnosed condition I believe is called zoneitout syndrome. Anyhow Im hoping to possibly pick up an extra hobby with this machine of speed and take it up to the Jackson Speedway this weekend and see how she does on the circle track. After mowing my 2-1/2 acre place today in 6.5 minutes I truly believe I have a chance of placing at least 3rd my first night out. Especially with the green button of pure adrenaline nitrous boost you had installed for me. Well I should cut this note short. (No pun intended) Once again I would like to give a huge thanks to you and Kenny for setting me up with the as the wife calls it The Toro Widow Maker. Thank you!!!! The Joness
Posted on: Thu, 03 Jul 2014 02:31:08 +0000

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