Dear Friends,Janta,F ollowers Due to recession, I left my Girlfriend (as part of my cost cutting efforts). I need new one now, so pass on this information to your female friends... Applications are invited for the following post. The package and incentives are mentioned below: Designation: Junior girl friend (trainee) Experience : Must have ditched at-least 2 guys (Fresher with excellent credential s will be considered ) Other requirement: Should have the Potential to do street bargaining and fight if required. Age: 18-23 (if the individual is too good looking but not in the age group can also apply, special consideration will be undertaken for them) Height, weight, complexion s no bar, but is subjective . Perks and incentives : Total gross (Monthly) : • 2 gifts worth not exceeding Rs. 1000 /-(any precious metals, stones) • Bike rides each duration 1 hour • Trips to National Highways • 5 Trips to godham Mandir / Sai dham Temple • Kulfis / Chocó bars at a regular gap of 3 days • Daily Provision of Samosa/ Bread Pakoda/ Bhel worth Rs. 10 /- • 2 movies per month (Except on weekends) • Visits to Shopping Malls and BARISTA every weekend (At your own expense) A Pair of Jeans or T-shirts according to demand will be gifted, subject to finance availability and to the size available with the shopkeeper . Net Deductions (Monthly): Affair Fund and Un- professional taxes will be informed on joining. The probation period is 6 months, after which confirmation(wi th Promotion to full- time Girlfriend ) Please NOTE: 1. Only females. 2. Girls who left in the last 2 months need not apply. 3. Ex-girlfriends will be eligible only if they agree to the above mentioned conditions . There is more: For girls who are not eligible, can take advantage of the referral program by referring their friends, colleagues etc. Candle light/ Tube light dinner will be given on every referral, even if candidate is not selected. Search never ends!! Interested candidates can send their resume with Subject: Name/ fresher-exp /age. upload photo on ultimate beep wall... entries widout photo wud b rejected
Posted on: Thu, 01 Aug 2013 09:49:00 +0000