Dear #Girlfriend You Cant Just Dump Me By Saying Its Over! Im not that cheap. I Want The Following Things To Support Your Decision. 1. 2 Pages Of Reasons, signed by Jesus as a witness. 2. A Hand written Police Affidavit. 3. A 90min Voice Record Of Valid Reasoning. 4. Certified Copies of your Parents IDs. 5. Your Parents Permission letter Lastly... 6. You Will Have To Perform A Ritual Of Slaughtering Two Fat Cows Apologising To Ancestors For Hurting My Feelings!
Posted on: Wed, 13 Aug 2014 17:26:27 +0000