Dear Glasto-bores, I dont care that youve decided to swap a two - TopicsExpress



          

Dear Glasto-bores, I dont care that youve decided to swap a two week holiday somewhere hot for a week long ketamine and Mumford binge. Youre going to Shit in buckets, vomit In hedges, get mugged by scousers and have to watch total cunts juggle while slopping through mud to see a band you wouldnt have bothered with in the 90s play in the distance. Youre idiots. I will be watching Wimbledon, the World Cup and the cricket in full HD in the dry, close to a working toilet and a shower. I win. Later in the year I shall take a holiday somewhere hot, with a pool. And a beach. You lose. Enjoy the traffic jams and the mud and the ketamine.
Posted on: Tue, 24 Jun 2014 06:50:41 +0000

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