Dear Hollywood: In Eastern cultures, specifically speaking in a horoscope way, I am a Dragon. A Fire Dragon, to be precise. Although you have had many movies with dragons, we feel that none of them correctly represent who we are. You envision us as eating virgins. Neither myself nor any other dragon I know has ever ate a virgin, nor anyone for that matter. You portray us as evil. We burn down villages, strike fear in the heart of man and live in caves. Like the whole eating virgins thing, no, we have never done those things either. Well, there has been some fear striking, but not nearly the type you imply. You have us slayed, destroyed, forced into extinction. Quite rude. Your newest dragon movie though is the reason why I am writing this. You see, we are dragons. We cannot be tamed. Therefore making a movie that children adore of a how to guide, simply does not apply to us. We hope that in the near future you will be able to get it right. With kindest respect and adoration, Laura WIlson PS: My son is a Fire Rat. He has never really cooked anything, let alone Ratatouille. He does do an exceptional job of burning water though. Just a notation.
Posted on: Thu, 26 Jun 2014 03:29:47 +0000
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