Dear Louise Van Gaal, Happy Holidays, boss. Im sorry you are having to cope with the bad English tradition of a footballfest, but England is the mother of football and we can only stand being with the family so long before we long for a good game of football. The other reason I was writing this letter is to request you with a humble heart and a pretty smile to please start Falcao during the next game. Please. Please.... Pleeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaase. If you play him, I swear it will be the best Christmas gift for me. I will be so good, I will even not complain if you play that boy Anderson who used to be part of the squad. Ill even erase from my mind about that 4-0 MK Dons loss and the mess at Leicester. Okay, thanks for reading my email. P.S. I know you are not sentimental or fantastical about these things, but man, I love you like a cat loves a mouse. Or a tiger loves... whatever, you get me, right? P.S.S. I know you said you can only play Falcao for 20 minutes. Its alright, just get him to start - maybe youll forget to look at the clock or something and wham, its half time... If SAF can create Fergie time, maybe Falcao can create 25 more minutes. When you bring him at the end, everybody just wants the game to be over. P.S.S.S. I have been told to make the Chapati this Christmas. I know you are good with recipes because of that thing you put in Ashley Youngs tea mpaka hes no longer diving. Is it something you can sambazia me. Our family has a diving habit, but that is the story of another day. P.S.S.S.S. During the next match, can you please move around the sidelines during the match? I get very stressed when you are calmly sipping bottled water and just looking at your clip board. Walk around a little, Maybe shout. maybe react... Do you dance? Okay, you dont have to dance, but can you wink? Anything? Sincerely yours, The biggest, bestest, most fantastic, bombastic fan. —kenneth nicholas
Posted on: Wed, 17 Dec 2014 18:49:28 +0000
Trending Topics
Recently Viewed Topics
© 2015