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Dear Maglite; As I head outside into the bleak night to trip the breaker box in the bitter witchs tit cold please help me to bludgeon any foes that might obscure my path such as (but not limited to) burglars, snakes, rapist, yetis, Jehovahs Witnesses, bears attracted by menstruating women and worst of all - people who park their cart on one side of the grocery aisle but stand on the other looking at items. With their hand outstretched to their cart. Like a self structured chain of oblivious annoying obnoxious assholery. Also, please have working batteries so I dont click the dimple button like a madman (to no avail) when one of the aforementioned creatures appears.
Posted on: Mon, 03 Feb 2014 05:11:27 +0000

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