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Dear Mr. Burglar In Training- Sneaking around in the middle of the night, while our citizens are sleeping, and breaking into closed business is not a career. It is a crime....plain and simple and I for one would compare it to a cat box- IT STINKS!. At what point did your Grandmother, Grandfather, parents, guardian or whoever teach you this was a good idea? Seriously, in the Land of Common Sense, I would argue this life choice makes no sense, the only promotion that comes with the job choice is a pair of shiny metal handcuffs. So please stop taking stuff that does not belong to you- I learned this as a puppy when I tried to take my brothers biscuits- I quickly got spanked by my owner. Our citizens, who work hard for their stuff dont take to it very kindly either and Im guessing they would probably also tell you to knock it off if they had the chance, but since you slink around at all hours of the night while they are sleeping, they cant. If you dont quit soon, you will get spanked with a trip to our Creep Hotel for an extended stay. Bark and Growl- Copper
Posted on: Wed, 30 Oct 2013 13:46:02 +0000

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