Dear Neighbor: We know, we know, you probably have a small penis. You drive an ENROMOUS, LOUD pickup, but never seem to haul anything in or with it. Youve lived here longer than I have, and so I can only assume youre fully aware of just how narrow this street is. Therefore, your habit of driving in the EXACT MIDDLE of the street and forcing other neighbors nearly into the irrigation ditch serves only to convince us that you also lack the skill to use said appendage in any way that makes up for its diminutive size. Or maybe it has nothing to do with that. Maybe you just cant make friends/keep a relationship because youre an over-dominant jerk. Could be that.
Posted on: Sun, 27 Jul 2014 21:07:03 +0000
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