Dear Nigel, I am a great fan of UKIP. I think you are really brilliant so I voted for you. However I am a little disappointed to learn that you do not have some policies in key areas. Firstly can you imagine my surprise when I learnt that a lot of the air I breathe comes from Europe! I dont want any nasty foreign air, smelling of garlic and bratwurst, I want good clean British air full of carbon emissions and diesel fumes. Secondly I was amazed to find that the fish in the sea and the birds in the air can move freely from the continent to the seas around our shores and the air over our heads. THEY DO NOT NEED A PASSPORT! I think this shows the lax attitude to immigration typified by the Eurocrats in Brussels. They just want us to eat their nasty fresh fish. What is wrong with the reconstituted homogenised fish scrapings that go into a good old british fish finger!? Lastly how come we are so close to Europe??? I was horrified to find that Dover is closer to France than it is to London! Those poor people! So will you please confirm thatUKIP will build a bubble over the UK to stop nasty foreign air getting in; that all birds and fish will be subject to immigration quotas to stop nasty european birds and fish coming to these shores; and can you please arrange for the UK to be moved away from Europe to where it used to be in the Good Old Days. Yours Totally deranged nutter
Posted on: Mon, 26 May 2014 09:06:50 +0000
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