Dear Santa: This Christmas, I need one of two things from you. - TopicsExpress



          

Dear Santa: This Christmas, I need one of two things from you. Please either a) take from me this innate desire to dance ridiculously to a phat beat without abandon, lest I drink from the bitter cup, or b) somehow assure me one hundred per cent that Super Bass by Nicki Minaj will never play audibly while Im at work, church, or a funeral. This is my wish, and I only hope that fifth times the charm and you finally deliver you pre-diabetic sack of coal dust. Much love, Steven M. Abbott
Posted on: Sun, 10 Nov 2013 08:29:19 +0000

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