Dear Valued Member, Welcome to Facebook! We are very pleased to have you as a member of the worlds largest and most trusted online social media website. Here, users can make contact, share, interact and stay in touch with loved ones and friends all over the world in an instant. We here at Facebook believe in a community that connects with others to bridge gaps, generations, countries and cultures to enrich and delight in our ever-changing world. Every day, millions of incredible photos are shared, video footage is uploaded for all to enjoy and lives are changed by the statuses and messages of the people around them. You are a part of something truly unique and we welcome you to this incredible hub of human interaction. To help you get started with your Facebook journey, wed like to give you a few tips and tricks to help you get the best results from your Facebook experience. 1. All good Vines found on Facebook must be shared with close friends so that they all can enjoy them. 2. A man never says LOL. Ever. 3. It is only acceptable to use the terms ROFL, or LMFAO, if you are indeed partaking in either of the activities that these acronyms each stand for or, in the case of the second acronym mentioned above, are referring to the American electronic dance music duo of the same name. 3. Cats are always funny. 4. Cats doing funny things are even more funny and must be shared with all of your friends. 5. Inviting friends to play online games is strictly forbidden. Any attempts to do so will most likely result in the loss of the said friends. 6. Vague, overly personal, depressing, song lyric and dramatic statuses are also strictly forbidden. If youve got a problem, go talk to your nan about it. 7. Cats are always funny. 8. Liking the page of a business, franchise and/or product and then sharing their status/post in order to go into the draw to win a prize should only ever be done if you believe you have at least a 5% chance of actually winning the competition or the prize/product available to be won is of considerable worth. 9. Any profiles of attractive/alluring women that consist of only a single profile picture and cover photo (ie. No statuses or personal information) are most likely spam and should be ignored completely. 10. There are no Cute, single Asian girls in your area. This is simply spam. Unless you happen to actually live in Asia. In this case this may, in fact, be true. We hope that these tips will help you to make the most of your time on Facebook and we look forward to seeing your contributions to the worlds favourite online social media website. Should you have any questions, please dont hesitate to contact us for any information you should require. Thanks again for your membership and we wish you all the best in your future endeavours with us. Sincerely, Andrew Sands Facebook Referee
Posted on: Mon, 11 Nov 2013 12:24:47 +0000
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