Dear Walmart, When I found an awesome gift for Nick on your - TopicsExpress



          

Dear Walmart, When I found an awesome gift for Nick on your website, I was so excited to imagine the look of joy on his face when he discovered what was inside the box on Christmas morning!! Just to clarify for next year, the excitement drastically diminishes when the look of joy happens 3 days BEFORE Christmas in my DRIVEWAY because you delivered the awesome, surprise gift, in a box with a beautiful, colorful picture of the contents on the OUTSIDE of it. So next year, unless you plan on dressing my UPS man in a Santa Suit, replacing his truck with a sleigh and reindeer and magically squeezing his ass down my chimney xmas morning..........cover up the f#%king pictures! Sincerely, The mom thats glad she has Amazon prime!
Posted on: Mon, 22 Dec 2014 19:05:09 +0000

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