Dear, every London cyclist, with highly impractical, cordoroy and - TopicsExpress



          

Dear, every London cyclist, with highly impractical, cordoroy and vainity based cycling attire, with an equally ridiculous matching beard that dosnt suit your face regardless of how many times you, your embarrassed family members who love you regardless and your shorditch / Camden cool media whore pals try to convince you and each other that it does. . Just so you know. . Wearing a helmet will not make (actually can not ever) make you look anymore of a Dick than you already are. . The only thing that can, is when your lying in an open coffin surrounded by your heartbroken family members. Dont let your addiction to fauxpua fashion ideals litteraly be the death of you and anyone else the accident your going to cause takes out in the process. GET A FU*CKING HELMET . . #dickshapedhelmetsavailabkeonlinenow
Posted on: Mon, 21 Jul 2014 10:48:40 +0000

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