Dear ladies, when a man asks you to come visit him at his place be it for a movie/drink/cooking/cleaning or whatever excuse there maybe; there are some fundamental rules you should observe/know before visiting his house (1).DO NOT come in close proximity to the man’s house if you are observing your monthly emissions of hemoglobin. Try telling a man that u are on your periods before coming to visit him and u will be met with a text “can we postpone this please; my uncle just got struck by lightning”…on a sunny hot day. Periods are the closest form of Ebola men can relate to not only because both involve emission of blood, but also for the fact that both limits “touching”. (2).The Agenda of your visit. When you are heading to the man’s house, please understand that the voyage from your residence to his habitat has got nothing to do with watching a movie in unison or teaching him how to cook, …you are simply escorting the real Guest of honor (that is your pelvic areas) to his residence (3).When you visit a man’s house, he will express the interest to copulate. That is a must. This can be done in subdued mannerisms like suggestive utterances e.g. “kumbe unakuwanga na haga smart hivi”, “ukiskia pillow ni un-comfortable, kuja u-rest kwa chest yangu” or directing his hands to strategic zones of your body. I say strategic zones because u will never find a man caressing your elbow no matter how exposed it is. (4).Once the man has initiated suggestion and hints pointing to mating desires, you are expected to comply in appreciation to the fact that that he has secured an enclosed habitat to facilitate intimacy. Do you know how many people achieve copulation within the thickets of uhuru park/ arboretum at the mercy of nature’s elements and passersby? (5).When a man summons you to come to his crib in the morning/afternoon hours, my dear ladies, after fulfilling your obligations, by 6pm you should have been gone…and please keep time coz u don’t know how many people living in that house had to go for exile for u guys to exchange pleasure and they are about to come back. If he summons you to come from 8PM onwards…do not attempt to leave at 9 or 10pm because your pelvic areas will be one night shift attending to his gonads… listen, If you dont want to copulate, dont go..but the moment you enter the door of his house, men assume that you have willingly brought the guest of honor. huko sio bench ya city council unaenda ku-relax alafu unatoka tu...ala!! Now u know
Posted on: Sat, 18 Oct 2014 06:45:17 +0000
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