Dear our fatty, Ive decided that being Nora is seriously too traumatic for me...Im just surprised I havent yet had a heart attack!! Tonight I try to get cash out of the cash point.. Problem was I added an extra 0, I was refused cash....twice!! I pinged money over to my acc then realised what id done ..I tried again with the right amount if zeros only to have the cash machine have a melt down on me!!! Wtf..it ate my card!! Machine then rebooted itself and kept my effin card!! Aarrgghh. The hotel manager rang cash card company, they told me theyd ring me back Sunday..meantime, back at the ranch, I have no money and no fookin card!!! Now Im trying to cancel my card as cash machine has rebooted and not returned effin card!!! Why the Fook do these things happen to me??? Why? Why? Fookin why?? We then go to beach party only to have no entry!! Harold cant find entry ticket...she runs back to the hotel to see little man that sold it to her, he runs back with her only to find that another man has arrived with other paper work. The entertainment is stilted to say the least. Belly dancer, fire eater then the Egyptian spinner.. I have a spin in his big circle skirt, which I have to hold together cos Im too effin fat to fasten ( skinny twat) do my Julie impression then take off across the dance floor!! Luckily someone catches me before I land in an undignified heap!! By this time Ive drank enough water to sink a battle ship and am feeling dodgy, really dodgy...oops!! Time for a Linford across the beach to the loo!! And there you have it. First time ever Ive got an Egyptian meltdown!! Make a mad dash home and spend the next couple of hours bog bound!!!! Still not resolved card issue so spend this morning going through numbers..ahh, finally ring Nat west. Man cancels card locks down all internet banking app till I get home. Great!!! Now the only problem I have is how to obtain some cash??? Big problem in Egypt.. I think its time Nora the fookin explora got a grip, shes turned me into a liability!!! Lots of love Nora the dont wannabe explora xxx
Posted on: Sat, 12 Jul 2014 09:02:49 +0000
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