Dearest George my old mucker, Firstly may I say Mazeltov on the birth of your beautiful little jihadist. Secondly, bad news. The Israeli circumcision team cant make it tonight. Apparently they did a trial run on your mate Gerald Kaufman and one of them missed and got the sack. Terrible state of affairs but I dont think Gerald will have any lasting damage because after a thorough check up by a team of top doctors theyve confirmed what we already knew - he has no balls. Anyway after a multitude of phone calls we have managed to find a replacement. The Israeli FGM team are now so looking forward to their visit and cant wait to meet you and your wives Putri and Rima, in fact if you want to bring Amineh along as well, Im sure they could fit her in too. You would not believe the excitement in their voices when I told them about this unique opportunity. Cant wait to see you all in Bradford tonight and please send Gerald my regards and hope hes better soon. Just a thought - if he is not well enough to be on security tonight, could you give your other mate David Ward a call and see if hes available?
Posted on: Sat, 09 Aug 2014 07:46:48 +0000
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