Desperately Seeking a Man with STINK BREATH - w4m When i first laid eyes on you i couldnt look away. You have hazel brown eyes, curly hair, a 5 oclock shadow, muscular build and brown skin. Kind of like a young Boris Kodjoe, although he is aging very well if you were his actual age i wouldnt mind. You were ordering a burrito bowl at Chipotle, I remember you ordered the barbacoa with brown rice (good choice!). We exchanged glances while waiting in line and i think you even winked at me. We both were headed to the soda fountain and thats when it hit me. You said How are you beautiful?, but all i could think about was the smell of your breath! It smelled like someone jizzed into a Frito bag and threw it in a bum. It smelled like someone farted a cheeseburger into a litter box. It smelled like someone lit a homeless person on fire and then smoked a cigarette. It smelled like someone did the Harlem Shake after an extensive cardio workout in a porta potty. It smelled like someone threw up in your mouth like some 2-girls-1-cup shit and then cooked some bacon. After you said that Im sorry but i just walked away. I wish in the moment i could have looked past your awful breathe and just stuck it out. I had some gum.
Posted on: Thu, 20 Mar 2014 11:28:07 +0000
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