Detroit has filed for Bankruptcy. Do not worry Los Angeleans! No Presidential Administration in its right mind would dare let Los Angeles go Bankrupt. Can you imagine the outrage and fury the Entertainment Community would reap on the Administration that allowed it to do so. Quite a formidable cadre of notable Entertainers could be easily assembled to wreak havoc upon the Administration if it did not, of its own volition, save LA from Bankruptcy. I can just imagine, the wrath of the Kardashians and the pejorative rap from Kanye and “little North”, and Justin Bieber – he could pee and defecate and make a real mess of things all over the White House lawn, and he can throw a tantrum as good as anybody in Hollywood; he will also run you over in one of his Ferraris; Chris Brown and Mel Gibson can sure slap around the women working in the Administration to get them to change their minds; Russell Crow is deadly and can take your head off with a phone at a distance of at least 30 feet; and Alec Baldwin has truly made harassment via obscene texting a new artform (hey, maybe Baldwin could get Capital One to assume LA’s indebtedness?). And, if any of these people falter in their efforts, know that they are fungible and there will be someone to take their place post haste. So, with this last bastion of support, it is inconceivable that Los Angeles will ever go Bankrupt.
Posted on: Fri, 19 Jul 2013 18:36:27 +0000
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