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“Did she notice I forgot to shave my legs? Are the bottoms of my feet gross? Is she going to do that thing with her elbow? Gosh, I hope she doesn’t do that thing with her elbow. Can she hear my growling stomach? Does she think that was a fart? Crap, she’s doing that thing with her elbow. SHE’S DOING THAT THING WITH HER ELBOW! Don’t cry, soldier. Buck up. Never surrender!” — Susan Lackes thoughts while she’s getting a runner’s massage
Posted on: Thu, 01 May 2014 17:00:01 +0000

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